about
i think this site will be about many things, but mainly this is my brainstorming project to make Elon Musk more cool.
obivously this is a completely subjective thing, and i have a different opinion of cool than his existing fanbase circa 2025
i'm better though so i don't care and i'm posting this
in part it's because i think that if one day i suddenly woke up in elon musk's life and just started doing shit i think people would be like "ah okay elon musk is having some new phase or breakdown. whatever i guess" and just accept it. like they'd have to accept it, right? like they'd clown on m'elon but i don't care.
in another part it's because i think that a lot of billionaires, who i may think are cool or uncool, have some kind of image that either makes them seem cool or at least interesting. i think elon used to have this but it's kind of been ruined in recent years.
rich people are not inherently interesting, often quite the opposite, but i am interested in my own opinions about what to do with money, and elon is the one that reads the most opinions about himself, so it seems like a more worthwhile project to try to help him (in my way) and to live in the hilarious delusion that i'm some advisor to him
if there's anything i've learned from a lifetime growing up online it's that the most successful genuine real things start out as ironic joke things, so i'm just gonna start this out lightheartedly and let it become whatever it wants to become